Buhay Talaan ni Felipe - 2

Mamaalam, tala kong may ngiti, saglit lamang, may huling habilin, sa gitna ng yong paglalakbay, sa dako mong ihihimlay dalhin ang payapa't pangakong wagas. Patawad. May lunas pa araw nananamlay mong diwa s'yang may gamay ng malay mong tilang hiram. Itong minamataa, daang tinitimbang, dala, tang kong alay. Mamaalam sa mundong kay lupit, sadya kayang nilihis sa pait. Sa gitna ng yong paghihimlay, manlako kang maghihintay. Dalhin sa paaglitis. Taglay ng tamis. Paalam. ["Alay," Aia de Leon]

miƩrcoles, julio 06, 2005

Mommy Computer

I got my Mom a computer early this year because she expressed interest in learning it. All of my Titas have been emailing each other except for my Mom because she has no inkling as to what a computer can do these days apart from printing documents. I told her I could teach her how to at least use the e-mail. Pumayag naman. Tho, I think she had too much wine the night I asked her that. So, I bought her a nice P4 3Ghz PC with WiFi connection. Over 6 months later, WALA. She refuses to learn computing. Natakot yata sa typing.

Kaya ngayon, the Mommy Computer is being used mostly by my nephews whenever they come over for their weekend visits. I also use it for my iPod since it has 120 Gigs of hard drive capacity.

Last night, as I was cleaning up IE's temp folder, I discovered a lot... and I mean A LOT of porn pics and links. It couldn't have been me. I wouldn't dare go to porn sites using my Mom's computer. The computer is placed in the living room and going to such sites would be like me taking a shower with a girl... TOTALLY UNIMAGINABLE. My elder nephews have been burning CDs lately using the Mommy Computer's CD burner. I never bothered to ask them what they have been burning. I didn't want to be an uzi uncle.

Kaya pala sinasara nila yung pinto kapag nasa kwarto sila. Kaya pala hindi maka-labas ng kwarto once na pumasok sila sa loob. Kaya pala nagtatawanan sila kapag ginagamit nila ang computer na 'to. Porn, porn, porn.

Ako naman ang tatawa. Buwah hwuah huwah huwah...!