Buhay Talaan ni Felipe - 2

Mamaalam, tala kong may ngiti, saglit lamang, may huling habilin, sa gitna ng yong paglalakbay, sa dako mong ihihimlay dalhin ang payapa't pangakong wagas. Patawad. May lunas pa araw nananamlay mong diwa s'yang may gamay ng malay mong tilang hiram. Itong minamataa, daang tinitimbang, dala, tang kong alay. Mamaalam sa mundong kay lupit, sadya kayang nilihis sa pait. Sa gitna ng yong paghihimlay, manlako kang maghihintay. Dalhin sa paaglitis. Taglay ng tamis. Paalam. ["Alay," Aia de Leon]

miƩrcoles, enero 26, 2005

There's action in Jagard's blog entry "Scavenger." Daming comments! Bring in the pop corn. I'm ready for some ENTERTAINMENT!

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I'm just lucky I haven't lost anything in the gym yet. Bihira naman ako pumunta sa gym eh! DUH!! Kekekekekeke. At mukha akong poor kaya hindi nila ako pagdidiskartehan. Kekekekekeke.

Ang speaking of "mukhang poor," daming puta looking na pasosyal na babae na nakaka-asar sa gym ha. Sorry. I just had to rant about this. Matagal na akong hindi pumupunta sa gym but I'm so ultra mega sure the puta girls are still there. Ang arte-arte, ang lakas ng boses manlait ng mga tao, sila naman mga mukhang kabuteng bukid. At kung tumingin pa... kapaaaaaaaaaaal. Mula ulo hangang paa ang gapang ng mga mata. And I'm like... "Hello?? What was THAT for?" At least I'm using my own money to pay for my gym membership, not my parents'. At least I'm using my own money to pay for my DSL connection, not my parents'. At least I'm using my own money to pay for Personal Training, not my parents'. At least I bought my car using my own money, not my parents'. At least I'm using my own money to pay for my credit card bills, not my parents'. At least I use my own money for my medical bills, not my parents'. At chuva... chu... CHU!! Ngayon, magkano ba ang halaga ninyo, mga putang ina kayo? Paporma-porma kayo wala naman kayo sariling pera!

Hmph!

Anyway, back to my topic, Superspy lost his running shoes at the gym months ago. I'm so sure that it was stolen because it was never reported to the Front Desk (is that what you call it?). Jagard lost his mobile phone at the Makati branch of FF in a VERY disturbing manner. The phone got stolen while it was INSIDE his locker. And apparently, he's not the only one who fell victim to the disappearing-mobile-phone-while-inside-the-locker magic act at that branch. Madami pang iba. His locker was not forced open. As if it was opened with a key. Now, who could have had an entra key to all those lockers?

Hmmmm. Kamot kokote, kain kamote.

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Nakakatamad bumalik sa gym. BUTI na lang kahit na isang toneladang taba, langis at twister fries ang nilamutak ko mula nang pumasok ang 2005, hindi pa akong lumolobong balyena. Which reminds me. Parang gusto ko nanaman kumain. Kaya bibisitahin ko muna ang kusina namin.