Buhay Talaan ni Felipe - 2

Mamaalam, tala kong may ngiti, saglit lamang, may huling habilin, sa gitna ng yong paglalakbay, sa dako mong ihihimlay dalhin ang payapa't pangakong wagas. Patawad. May lunas pa araw nananamlay mong diwa s'yang may gamay ng malay mong tilang hiram. Itong minamataa, daang tinitimbang, dala, tang kong alay. Mamaalam sa mundong kay lupit, sadya kayang nilihis sa pait. Sa gitna ng yong paghihimlay, manlako kang maghihintay. Dalhin sa paaglitis. Taglay ng tamis. Paalam. ["Alay," Aia de Leon]

jueves, diciembre 09, 2004

I made a loooong and nasty scratch on my floor and I can just imagine my Mom screaming at the top of her Binibining Himagsikang Sta. Rosa Laguna voice:

"@#$%^&*(##... Ang narra floor ko...!!!!!"

DAMN. I should have bought that area rug WEEKS ago. Now, I'm dead. I could cover it with my bed though. FABULOUS. But I would need the help of the maid to lift it. And then SHE would know why I'm moving the bed. And then SHE would tell my mom that I made a nasty scratch on her floor. I would have to kill her. For the good of... me.

Kawawa naman yung puno. Pinatay na nga siya, ginasgasan ko pa. I'm so mean! I need a boyfriend to spank me.

SPANK ME GOOD, LOVER.

Spank me, spank me! I've been a bad boy. I have been.... Nas-TEH. Yeah...! You like it, duncha? You like spanking me, huh??

[spank!]

[spank!]

Putang ina mo, what's my name?! WHAT'S MY NAME!!!!? SPANK ME!!!!!!

[...aherm!]

Nang dahil sa gasgas.